Danimal's Adventures

Stories from the road, the sea and the mountains

First impressions

Early May, 2006

I have been in Madrid, Spain for a week now and have noticed one or two interesting things.

Firstly. The ladies. DRESSED TO KILL! Competition is fierce and going out even to the supermarket is an occasion to be taken with utmost seriousness. Woe betide any woman above 50 who does not comply - the pain of heads turned away and noses pointed to the sky is a social death that would put the fear of God into even those with the biggest of shoulder pads.

Then there is the daily grind. It seems there are on average five or six meals a day here, as follows:

Bed seems to be at around 2 or 3 am.

I struggled to figure this all out for a while but then I discovered that "ATENCION! ESTACION EN CURVA! AL SALIR, TENGAN CUIDADO PARA NO INTRODUCIR EL PIE ENTRE EL ANDEN Y EL CARRO!" actually means 'MIND THE GAP'. OF COURSE! The Spanish love to talk and when it takes so many words to say something so simple, you need a lot of time to say all that needs to be said. And that also explains why the Spanish are not fat. Obesity barely exists here. Gyms are not popular, but why would you need one when talking requires so much energy?

All of this takes place in a haze of cigarette smoke. The Spanish smoke for their country. They smoke as they walk, as they shop, as they eat and as they talk. Doubtless, all smoke in the bedroom and I am quite sure some even as they sleep.

Hasta luego!